This website is boring.

这个网站无聊了。

Zhè ge wǎng zhàn wú liáo le.

Have you gone mad?

你的脑子坏了吗？

Nǐ de nǎo zi huài le ma?

Stop being nosy, it's none of your business!

不要三八，没你事！

Bú yào sān bā, méi nǐ shì!

Damn you!

去你的！

Qù nǐ de!

You only think about yourself.

你就只想到你自己。

Nǐ jìu zhǐ xiǎng dào nǐ zì jǐ.

Are you the gatekeeper?

您是看门人吗？

Nín shì kān mén rén ma?

I love coffee to death!

我爱咖啡死了！

Wǒ ài kā fēi sǐ le!

Quick quick, is there a toilet nearby?

快快，附近有厕所吗？

Kuài kuài, fù jìn yǒu cè suǒ ma?

You dance like a cow, I love cows!

你跳得像牛，我爱牛！

Nǐ tiào de xiàng níu, wǒ ài níu!

Just kiss her ear!

只亲她的耳朵吧！

Zhǐ qīn tā de ěr duo ba!

Your nose is bigger than before.

你的鼻子比以前大了。

Nǐ de bí zi bǐ yǐ qián dà le.

I am Karaoke King.

我是K歌之王。

Wǒ shì K gē zhī wáng.

She's a Devil Woman!

她是鬼婆！

Tā shì guǐ pó!

I know I need to get to sleep early tonight.

我知道我今晚需要很早睡觉。

Wǒ zhī dào wǒ jīn wǎn xū yào hěn zǎo shuì jiào.

I ordered some tea, but it hasn't arrived.

我点了茶，但还没来。

Wǒ diǎn le chá, dàn hái méi lái.

No problem, mate.

没问题，哥们儿。

Méi wèn tí, gē men'er.

How's your bum?

你的屁股怎么样？

Nǐ de pì gu zěn me yàng?

We were just talking about you.

我们刚才说起你。

Wǒ men gāng cái shuō qǐ nǐ.