#21

Asshole/Dick.

臭男人!

Chòu nán rén!

#20

My teach is called "Flat Head" because he has a crew cut.

我的老师叫《平头》因为他有平头。

Wǒ de lǎo shī jiào “píng tou2” yīn wèi tā yǒu píng tóu.

#19

I'm not coming here again.

以后不来了。

Yī hòu bù lái le.

#18

This website is boring.

这个网站无聊了。

Zhè ge wǎng zhàn wú liáo le.

#17

Have you gone mad?

你的脑子坏了吗?

Nǐ de nǎo zi huài le ma?

#16

Stop being nosy, it's none of your business!

不要三八,没你事!

Bú yào sān bā, méi nǐ shì!

#15

Damn you!

去你的!

Qù nǐ de!

#14

You only think about yourself.

你就只想到你自己。

Nǐ jìu zhǐ xiǎng dào nǐ zì jǐ.

#13

Are you the gatekeeper?

您是看门人吗?

Nín shì kān mén rén ma?

#12

I love coffee to death!

我爱咖啡死了!

Wǒ ài kā fēi sǐ le!

#11

Quick quick, is there a toilet nearby?

快快,附近有厕所吗?

Kuài kuài, fù jìn yǒu cè suǒ ma?

#10

You dance like a cow, I love cows!

你跳得像牛,我爱牛!

Nǐ tiào de xiàng níu, wǒ ài níu!

#9

Just kiss her ear!

只亲她的耳朵吧!

Zhǐ qīn tā de ěr duo ba!

#8

Your nose is bigger than before.

你的鼻子比以前大了。

Nǐ de bí zi bǐ yǐ qián dà le.

#7

I am Karaoke King.

我是K歌之王。

Wǒ shì K gē zhī wáng.

#6

She's a Devil Woman!

她是鬼婆!

Tā shì guǐ pó!

#5

I know I need to get to sleep early tonight.

我知道我今晚需要很早睡觉。

Wǒ zhī dào wǒ jīn wǎn xū yào hěn zǎo shuì jiào.

#4

I ordered some tea, but it hasn't arrived.

我点了茶,但还没来。

Wǒ diǎn le chá, dàn hái méi lái.

#3

No problem, mate.

没问题,哥们儿。

Méi wèn tí, gē men'er.

#2

How's your bum?

你的屁股怎么样?

Nǐ de pì gu zěn me yàng?

#1

We were just talking about you.

我们刚才说起你。

Wǒ men gāng cái shuō qǐ nǐ.